Curiosity Kills The Cat

LOL!! Take it as a lesson =]

Everybody knows Benny

A guy named Benny is sitting in a bar mouthing off that he knows everybody. 

So his buddy bets $10 the next person to walk in the bar didn't know him. Somebody walks in the bar and says "Hey Benny what's up?" 

So the guy then bets him $100 he doesn't know the first person they see outside walking down the street. So they go outside and see some coming up to the bar and says "Hey Benny how are things going?". 

Flustered the guy bets him $500 he doesn't know the President. So they drive up to the white house and the security guard says "Benny you know you can't just show up here like this." Then a limo pulls up with the president in it and he rolls down the window and says "Hey Benny how have you been?" 

So then he bets him $1000 he doesn't know the Pope. So they take a plane down to Rome and he says" Ok now watch up there on that balcony I'm gonna come out there with the Pope." So he goes up there and looks down to see his friend pass out. He goes down there and says "Are you that surprised that I know the Pope?" he goes "No somebody walked behind me and said who's that guy up there with Benny!"

LOL!! Just who is Benny!!??

现代的性教育

父亲发现10岁的儿子过早地成熟，便决定对他进行早期性教育。不过，跟孩子谈这种事情总是很难为情的，但出于对孩子的关心，父亲还是鼓起了勇气。
"儿子，爸爸想跟你聊聊。"
"什么事儿，爸爸。"
"也没什么，是关于"性"的问题。"父亲满脸憋得通红，话语有些吞吞吐吐。
儿子注视着爸爸异样的面孔，关切地问道："没关系，您想知道哪方面的问题？"

LOL!! 爸爸教孩子还是孩子教爸爸??

你能不能受得了

一女孩指着报纸对男友说：“你看你看，捐精一次可以补助300元。”
男友紧张的问道：“你想怎么样？”
女友说：“如果你受得了的话，我想年内买套房。。。”

LOL!! 干去!! xD

全都是假的

一个老农夫，买来种子播下，到秋天竟颗粒无收，因为种子是假的！
老农伤心欲绝，买来农药一瓶喝下，居然没死，因为农药是假的！
一家人高兴，庆幸人没死！
于是买了一瓶酒庆祝，结果全家人都死了，因为酒是假的！！


LOL!!!愚人节快乐!!!

穿少一点

考试前一天，男生对班花说：“明天考试你穿少一点！”
班花惊讶的问：“为什么啊？！”
男生说：“这样监考老师只盯你一个人看，我们就可从容作弊了！”

LOL!!  = ='' 用不用...

现场

一位女客人在百貨公司里抽煙,一位經理看见就马上去阻止说:小姐，請你不要在這裡抽煙!

女客人很不服的说:那你們商場裡為什麼還要賣煙呢?

經理很客氣的带笑回答:那我們這裡還有賣保險套,你要不要現場做做看呢?

LOL!!!