Signs In Our Life

Bumper sticker:

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:

Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a Church parking lot:

Parking lot - for Members Only!
Trespassers will be baptized!

On the wall of a Baltimore estate:

"Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

- Sisters of Mercy"

Pinned to an Army barracks door:

"Shut the door, stupid! Not you, sir."

LOL!! Do they really exist = =