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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Saudi Interview

A Saudi was being interviewed at the US embassy to obtain a Visa.

Consul: "May I have your name please?"
Saudi: "Abdul-Aziz."
Consul:" Sex? "
Saudi:" 6 times a week."
Consul:" No, I mean male or female."
Saudi: "Both male and female, sometimes even camel."
Consul: " Holy cow!!!"
Saudi: "Yes, cows & dogs too."
Consul: "Man, isn't that hostile?"
Saudi: "Horse style, dog style, any style!"
Consul: " Oh dear!!"
Saudi: " Deer? No deer, they run too fast!!"

LOL!!!

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