10 Things You Don’t Want To Hear Before Your Surgery
1. Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3. Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4. Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5. Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
6. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
7. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
8. Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
9. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, he’s got two of them”
10. What do you mean “You want a divorce?”
Source: Jokes.xblogger
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