These are the advantages of being a lady:
1. You got off the Titanic first.
2. You get to flirt with systems support men who always return your calls, and are nice to you when you blow up your computers.
3. Your boyfriend's clothes make you look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in yours.
4. You can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. You can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. You've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for you.
8. Men die earlier, so you get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. You don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. You can hug your friends without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
12. You can hug your friends without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live your whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. You don't have to fart to amuse yourselves.
16. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. You can congratulate your team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If you have a zit, you know how to conceal it.
19. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
20. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. You have the ability to dress yourselves.
23. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
25. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
28. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
30. You have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
LOL! Cheers ladies~
1. You got off the Titanic first.
2. You get to flirt with systems support men who always return your calls, and are nice to you when you blow up your computers.
3. Your boyfriend's clothes make you look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in yours.
4. You can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. You can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. You've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for you.
8. Men die earlier, so you get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. You don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. You can hug your friends without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
12. You can hug your friends without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live your whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. You don't have to fart to amuse yourselves.
16. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. You can congratulate your team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If you have a zit, you know how to conceal it.
19. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
20. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. You have the ability to dress yourselves.
23. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
25. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
28. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
30. You have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
LOL! Cheers ladies~
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